have you ever looked at a window and wondered how injured you would be if you jumped out of it
People leave marks on whomever they touch. Sadly, most of them are scars.
WHY ARE BOOKS NOT WATERPROOF
I WANT TO READ IN THE SHOWER
It’s not that I’m always horny. It’s just that you always look fuckable.
Ring around the rosie
A pocket full of posies
1/3 of the European population gets obliterated by the Black Death